Hopsin – Happy Ending

Hello how you doin’?
I’m like, "okay, no prob’"
She was massaging my booty then go to my thighs and start touching my nutsack
If you give me more money, I give you do something lucky
If you looking for me, you know where to find me
I can be your everything, you give me fifty bucks
So I walked back to the massage room, she said

I can be your everything, you give me fifty bucks
Then she ask me if I wanted to get a session for 30 minutes or an hour
Something was ’bout to go down you can see it a miles away you don’t have to be psychic
And all the sudden a new asian girl walked through the door
I just want a massage I am not here to break the rules
Then she say, “okay let’s go inside”
She said, “I give it to you for cheap, you give me 125 dollar”

I said, "Hmm uh I’ll take 30, nah, matter a fact I’ll do an hour, fuck it"
Everything was just right
If you know say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky
I can give you good massage
I can be your everything, you give me fifty bucks
She say “you shove me 50 dollar but for you I do 45”
I was just about to call her, then I saw an ad pop up, I’m like, "Wait, oh my God!"
I can be your everything, you give me fifty bucks
If you know say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky
“Take your clothes off, and then put this robe on”
She said, "You want something?”
Hahaha
If you give me more money, I give you do something lucky

I said, “Yes I do”
Oh God, this about to be so fun
[Verse 2]
If you know say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky
I pulled out and spilled on her breast
She jacked me off and gave me my top first
Yup, just a normal day, on my favorite website, backpage com
Hello how you doin’?
[Outro]
And she started massaging my back I knew something was up with the way she was lookin’
If you know say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky
Hello how you doin’?
If you know say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky
I was scrolling through hoes, lookin’ for a bitch to fuck, I’m like, “That babe, uh huh”
[Chorus]
She said, "Hello how are you? I am Muli that’s what you can call me and I give you lovely asian massage"

[Chorus]
If you give me more money, I give you do something lucky
“Hurry up because I’ll wait for you”
She got naked then I humped her
I hit the hour on the deadline

I can be your everything, you give me fifty bucks
Hello how you doin’?
At an Asian massage parlor
I can give you good massage
Then she slid her tiny little finger tips down my spine right over my buttcrack
I pulled up and I sat in the waiting room
Fuck yeah
I’m building a sweat
She said, “You can come right now”
I say thank you and gave her the money
Look
My dick had a strong posture
I can give you good massage
I can give you good massage
[Chorus]
I’m like "fuck yeah", it’s about to go down right now
I position myself on the table and put my face down in the circular cushion
She left, I got undressed
And no one, even knows

I can give you good massage

‘Cause this shit all set up is debatable
Hello how you doin’?
Then I put a little bitty sway in my hips to let her know I like it
If you give me more money, I give you do something lucky
I’ve been waiting for this all day
I stayed quiet as I watched her
‘Cause I know whatever’s ’bout to go on behind those doors I’m ’bout to love it
It’s important
If you know say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky
I guess I’m gonna leave now
She said, “You very big like a monster”
I can give you good massage
[Verse 1]
“Come over here to the counter”
If you give me more money, I give you do something lucky
Hey, no shame in my game buddy
I said, “I like you too”
Because when the times get rough, a happy ending is necessary
Lowkey I was feeling kinda awkward
If you give me more money, I give you do something lucky
So good what I found right now
Fuck yeah
You see, I had a really long day and I just could not turn down an Asian massage
I said, “OKAY here you go”
She said, “You big strong man, I really like you!”
Then she said, “You want the hand, sucky, fucky, tell me right now ’cause I need to know”
I’m loving this little tiny asian booty I swear, this girl is the best
I said “I’ll have all three of those”, then I thought ooh she a little freaky hoe
She said, “That’s fine, thank you come again next time”
Hello how you doin’?
If I get confronted by the police
So, I called ‘em up and I said, “Hello, when is your next slot available?”
Then, an Asian lady had a pen and told me
I can be your everything, you give me fifty bucks
I’m killin’ it yes
I’m about to let it all out right now, yeah
Oh yeah, strap up kids