Psychostick – Because Boobs lyrics

I wanna grab them, I wanna shake em, I wanna nom nom, because boobs. A golden bosom shining brightly like the sun. Put on a shirt and take a hike. Because boobs

Because boobs, because, because, because. Bring them back… If I had a room full of boobs. Boob boob boob boob boob boobity boob boob boob. Because

Boobidy boobidy boobs go bouncy when you dance. Happy and bouncy and jiggly and wiggly. I really like your boobs. Hell, yeah

Happy and bouncy and jiggly and wiggly. That would be my favorite room. Aww… My happiness begins to grow. Because boobs, because boobs. I wanna grab them, I wanna shake em, I wanna nom nom, because boobs. Boob boob boob boob boob boobity boob boob boob. Rounded mounds, just leave me all giggly. Lose the bra so that I can cop a feel. There’s your boobs! Worthy of a second glance. If you did then I wouldn’t see your boobs. If you think your boobs just get in the way. Yeah! Especially when they’re in a pool. I wanna squeeze em, I wanna slap em, I wanna punch em, because boobs. Bring out a smile in every straight man. Lose the bra so that I can cop a feel. Don’t be a jerk, don’t you dare put them away. A couple of supple and simple delights can. Shimmy them ladies to and fro. Yeah, but your boobs are down there. So let your puppies out to play. [Motorboating the rhythm]. Hell yeah! Boobs… Now I want you to reveal what you’ve concealed. Chicks with boobs are really cool. (And some chicks, too.)

Now I want you to reveal what you’ve concealed. Squish them boobs all up on me. (Mammary glands in demand)
Thy boobs be done
Cause they’re funbags of fun. Start your engines cause it’s time to motorboat. Boobs Umm, excuse me, my eyes are up here. Come on! Consensual sex is alright with me. (Mammary glands in demand)
Glory to boobs, fleshy mountains up high
They’re so wonderful they make me want to cry. There they are! As long as they never go away. A’s B’s C’s are all ok. Rounded mounds, just leave me all giggly. Now we all know where this song’s about to go. (Unless you’re an ass-guy). You are wrong, boobs are great. A couple of supple and simple delights can
Bring out a smile in every straight man. Men with boobs I do not like. I wanna squeeze em, I wanna slap em, I wanna punch em, because boobs. Boobs should always be in my face
So bring them over to my place
Guys know what it’s all about
Victoria, your secret’s out

All bras do is get in the way.